this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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