She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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