4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
