I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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