i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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