Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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