State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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