If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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