my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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