is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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