The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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