Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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