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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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