Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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