K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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