id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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