Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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