In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Randomize
