nut hugger
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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