My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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