so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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