Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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