At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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