Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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