She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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