okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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