I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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