Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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