last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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