there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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