dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
How's work?
Spinning.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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