think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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