your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
