Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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