Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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