Christians are straight up FREAKS
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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