Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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