She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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