Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Couch. On fire.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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