6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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