Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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