hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
smell my finger.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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