I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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