I feel like abortions should bother me more
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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