I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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