So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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