i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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