Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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