also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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