I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Holy sore nipples Batman
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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