Sponge bath it is.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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