He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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