There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.