Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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