Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize