Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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