I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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