Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
